Apology (GONE SEXUAL!?!?!?)

I love f*cking Andy Warski! Wait… I mean… I f*cking love Andy Warski! Wouldn’t want to be seen as a homosexual, of course, because I don’t want to lose my privileges… But… I’d still suck his dick… No homo… Again: not want to lose my privileges…   Andy, thank you for saying sorry on behalf of all straight, white, rich male people (with no money)… I feel privileged for knowing...